Nanotrasen Expolanetary Research Division seeking qualified personnel for long-term colonial and rescue mission (6 month term). Successful applicants will form crew of Nanotrasen Science Ships Intrepid, Stargazer, Triumphant, Perseverance, and Vic's Pride and Nanotrasen Cartographic Ship Aegis.

Ideal candidates should:

Be of sound mind and body,
Be tolerant of tight spaces, isolation, and long transit times, and
Co-operate with others under a spirit of cordiality and harmony.

Enquire at any Nanotrasen-affiliated field or corporate office. Current employees welcome.

Under auspices of Nanotrasen Central Command, Seneca N.Y. Nanotrasen does not assume liability for any injury or loss of life, limb, or property under sanctioned pioneer exploration missions pursuant to the Space Exploration Act of 1974, 93rd Cong. (1974) unless otherwise required by US statute.

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